butt crumpets

British form of dingleberries

Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.

by jam13 September 14, 2006

Mrs Crumplebottom

Named for a character from the Sims video game, Mrs Crumplebottom is a prude and a killjoy who has no social life, and dislikes seeing public displays of affection.

In the Sims game, Mrs Crumplebottom regularly purse-whips and/or lectures other sims who kiss or make out in public.

Don't be a Mrs Crumplebottom.

by Simmaniac February 11, 2010

vagina crumpet

(Noun) 1. The hot sweet labia of the vagina of a hot woman. Each vagina has two vagina crumpets, which may be served on a platter or with various buttered sauces.

2. A gathering of hot women in a public area in close proximity, which seem to be unwary and easily obtainable by use of a net or blunt object.

1. You can easily slide into a nice pair of buttered up vagina crumpets....with your cock
2. Those vagina crumpets look tasty.
3.So many vagina crumpets will starve now that the CL ES section is gone.

by the crumpet baker May 28, 2009

crumpet

a sexy person

she's a nice bit of crumpet

by lex dex April 18, 2003

crumpet

word to describe a good looking female

"she was a good bit of crumpet"

by Fluffage September 9, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004

Crumpet Feet

Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet. Offensive as it accuses the other person of being retarded, and acting like it.

Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet

Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!

by matrixbadger February 19, 2009