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clumping

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.
"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"
by NiMo March 1, 2005
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crumbing

when a crackhead runs out of rock and begins searching the carpet to hopefully find a dropped crumb.
She ran out of rock at 10 and went crumbing for another 2 hours.
by sassymchateful January 2, 2009
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crumbing

To be eating and dropping crumbs on the ground as one travels.

See Hanseling or Greteling.
Stop crumbing all over my house you Hansel!
by Candycasa November 24, 2009
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crumpin'

Expressing your blackness through out of control body movements, to much for a white person to handle
he wuz crumpin' so hard last night, all them crackas were staring
by Gavit January 7, 2010
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Crumpin'

1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."
Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."
by Andrew and David December 23, 2007
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cramping

Something a female will tell you to hint that she's on her period
Wyd later ?
I don't feel like doing anything at all I'm cramping

Say no more .
by californiachickkk March 29, 2015
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Cumping

To go camping with the expectation of screwing in the woods, tent, or cumper.
Dude, I can't hang out with you this weekend. Cindy and I are going on a cumping trip.

Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.
by Tiny Bubbles April 13, 2009
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