hot damn crispies

The redneck style of eating Rice Crispies/Rice Crispy Treats. Usually includes rice crispies drenched in hot sauce and put in the microwave.

I'm hungry bitch, give me some hot damn crispies.

by blackknight76 May 13, 2005

Crispin

Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.

"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden October 1, 2004

lip crispies

When you come on someone's face, (or inside their mouth) and the cum dries around the rim of the mouth or lips.

Stephen Colbert: "Oh! I see. I guess man whores should have to drink from a separate water fountain. Actually, that's probably a pretty good idea. Might have a case of the 'lip crispies'"

by J_Creezy February 11, 2010

Crispified

The act of cooking a food item to extreme crispiness

I only eat zucchini if it’s been fully crispified.

by Knight’force08 January 22, 2018

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that was made up by Strong Bad when he answered his Labor Dabor email

Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus

by Dumpus September 29, 2003

crippies

Miami slang for bud that is good or kind

Hey you got the crippies or just the regs.

by chillcat May 30, 2003

crispin

People with the surname Crispin are awesome. They are kind, empathetic and great people to hang out with.

Many of them are incredibly skilled in the art of sword fighting or some other medeival weapon.
They are often very proud of family history and like knowing all about it. They strive to do their best in everything they do and give it 100%.
If you know a Crispin you are incredibly lucky, even more so if you are friends with one.

P1: How is he so good with that sword.
P2: Idk he's just a bit crispin.

by MetricGryphon18 November 3, 2019