crippled

when something is so funny or unbelievable that it just has you crippled

Yoo man she's so funny she got me crippled!

by panicatthecoco May 21, 2016

Cripplize

To get mangled or to mangle someone else to the point of permanent bodily damage.

Please don't cripplize me mister, I'm old, but I still have some shit to live for.

by The Conjurer February 26, 2021

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

cripplelized

Word used when I get stuck on the moment with not knowing what to do next .

Liked being so shocked at a situation that you cant speak.

I was so "cripplelized " after the party , that i couldn't even walk home.

Instead of partying like a rockstar all night , I was "cripplelized" from the night before.

by Dont go there m.j. May 8, 2018

Crippled

Taylor

Crippled Unable to walk or move properly.

by Suck your mums tits May 25, 2018

Crippled Nanny

When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs

Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???

Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny

by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018