cripplecreek ferry

When you kick someone in the knee while they are at a urinal and proceed to urinate on them.

Lenny is in the hospital after Drew gave him a cripplecreek ferry.

by Helena Bonham Carnage March 3, 2017

crippletown

The immediate aftermath of a vicious beat down.

Don't make me take you down to crippletown.

by mindfreak11 February 4, 2010

Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.

Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.

by Morgrave December 7, 2010

crippled white snow leopard

The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.

We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.

by CougarishPuma April 10, 2014

Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.

"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."

by froznalyve September 30, 2007

Cripple Crapper

Disabled toilets.

"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."

by Alex January 19, 2004

Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

by Vann September 1, 2008