crater crotch

someone whose vajajay is so big it is like a moon crater

He: I would bonk Melinda, but her crater crotch is so big I would fall in!

by DonAmBe July 31, 2009

Booty Craters

Booty Craters is when someone has cute dimples on their ass

"DAMN GURL, YOU GOT SOME GOOD ASS BOOTY CRATERS BACK HERE!"

by Kondai April 7, 2020

crater face

(cray-ter fayse);one whose head may be deeply impacted by one of a somewhat larger force (acne, meteor)

wow, if i was as ugly as you crater face i think i would just cut my *@#$ off.

by sgt. synonyms April 27, 2006

Crater Cock

A man with a small penis or of inadequate size.

He wanted to have sex but was simply unable to preform due to having a crater cock.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

impact craters

When after sex during a girl's period (in missionary, boy on top position), you pull out, look down, and under her vagina are two round, bloody, ball marks.

After banging my girlfriend while she had her visit with Aunt Flo, I looked down and saw the impact craters my balls left behind.

by SIMJ September 12, 2005

Man Crater

When a man gets his dick out and proceeds to stretch it until its straight and then inserts his finger in it so the dick goes inside itself creating something similar to a girl vagina.

*Damn, when Ale did the Man Crater I almost puked.
*Yup, the worst part was that he was laughing while doing it.

by Jperras August 1, 2015

Crater Ass

When one's ass appears to be inverse from typical proportions
It appears to be completely flat or even inverted compared to a typical rounded and/or rotund ass
Shaped perfectly for sitting atop a giant ball

"That guy has no ass, like - It's MISSING! What a Crater Ass!"

by Damien AKA "Uncle Ruckus" September 10, 2020