crackered

Upon smoking marijuana, certain individuals can become 'crackered'. Acting overly foolish and downright annoying as hell. Crackered people dont know when to keep their cool and should be beaten with heavy sacks of potatoes.

Derek: Dre, you're fuckin crackered right now!
Dre: *stops chewing on hat* huh?
Chris: fuck dre.....

by bubbagump September 21, 2008

Crackie Chan

A crackhead who gets angry and argues with everyone and flexes his "drug muscles " and tries to fight you

I walked past an angry crackhead and he started to make some karate moves at me i told him to calm down Crackie Chan!

by Shersher89 May 7, 2019

Crackcident

An accident directly involoved with or caused by the excessive usage of any illicit substance.

Joe was running down the street after an excessive weekend of partying and tripped over his own feet and had a crackcident.

by Your Pirate Santa January 3, 2007

crackerettes

A white girl

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the WHITE hood and get us some crackerettes.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

crackeriest

To be the whitest person that you know. to be so whit that you say purchase instead of buy. If your the crackeriest person you know you might be nicknamed powder, saltine, whitey,salt,sugar or anything else that might be white.

(justin teachout)-Are you guys gonna purchase those or what?

Justin Teachout is the crackeriest person i know

by brook kirk August 21, 2006

crackware

A commercial software which is used illegally via a crack

"I just made this 3d model with Silo 2!"
"Oh, what's that a freeware?"
"Uh...no. A crackware!"

by Ioan Atomsi January 18, 2009

Russian Crackpipe

When you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their testicles with a lighter, essentially smoking the Russian Crackpipe

Even though I may never nut again, that Russian Crackpipe last night changed my life

by Armadyl4251 February 5, 2017