Crackerjacking

The action of a white person masturbating.

Dude, I went into Al's room and he was totally crackerjacking!

by FrankLangella August 5, 2008

crackerjack

Crackerjack means great which is very very very crackerjack!! crackerjack=great. (which is crackerjack)

person 1:You found a peeeeeeny?!?!?!?!?!
THats SOOO crackerjack1!! crackerjack crackerjack crackerjack!!
person 2: Whats crackerjack?
person1: you dont know what crackerjack means? LOSER!
person 2: thats dumb, your a loser
person 1: your a loser! your a watermelon with lots of seeds! nobody likes seeds!
person 3: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! (screams SUPER loud) She like seeds (points to super weirds girl with cat hat on)

by DAYUMM crackerjack! January 11, 2009

crackerjack

An annoying, smartass board member from LS2.com

Crackerjack is so annoying, I want to hit him in the face with a shovel.

by Cody April 24, 2005

crackerjacking someone

You give someone the best possible blowjob you can while fingering their butt

I was crackerjacking someone in the bathroom!!

by Krepy kerby September 28, 2017

Crackerjacking

A person of color who tries to embrace White/European culture and appearance. Guys are often referred to as Uncle Tom's and women use Whitening Skin Cream to crackerjack their appearance. Women will also spend thousands of dollars in the beauty salon getting a Brazilian Blow Out in effort to get hair that can blow in the wind hairstyle.

You see Kaysheniqua over there with Karen, Janette and Abby? She'll soon change her name to Kaylie, by the way, what happen to her cornrows? She must be crackerjacking!

by BahamaBoy73 August 23, 2021

Crackerjacked

Has been stolen by a crackhead or drug addict of similar intelligence level.

That crackhead stole my TV. It's been Crackerjacked.

by Truevil August 3, 2009

Crackerjacked

The act of looking over someones shoulder while they are typing a text or email and stealing the contact information.

(Often to message the stolen contact later in secret)

"Hey bro is your girlfriend writing your old cellmate?"

"Yeah, he must have crackerjacked me when i messeged her at 3rd chow."

by Batsquirrel May 14, 2019