biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

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Crabby Wee Man

Ginger loving short stack who wants to be in IT but instead slaves away (9 - 4) in accounts payable.

Crabby Wee Man have you broken the ledger lately?

by john sayers December 17, 2003

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crabby gabby

this is when a person gets angry and bitter at the world for getting crabs in and around her pussy and she hasn't even had sex yet usually coming from being unclean and unsanitary person and (this is no specific person talking about this is just the phrase that is used, if anyone has this name its purely coincidence or because they are this definition and trying to hide it)

crabby gabby cleared the hallway when she walk by

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

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