biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

Crabby Wee Man

Ginger loving short stack who wants to be in IT but instead slaves away (9 - 4) in accounts payable.

Crabby Wee Man have you broken the ledger lately?

by john sayers December 17, 2003

crabby gabby

this is when a person gets angry and bitter at the world for getting crabs in and around her pussy and she hasn't even had sex yet usually coming from being unclean and unsanitary person and (this is no specific person talking about this is just the phrase that is used, if anyone has this name its purely coincidence or because they are this definition and trying to hide it)

crabby gabby cleared the hallway when she walk by

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Crabby flank

when a guy does the crab walk while a girl is giving him a lap dance while he pinches her nipples and cries like a baby and ask for milk

“Damn i heard they did the crabby flank on new year’s eve”

by punanipincher January 1, 2022

crabbi

When one cannot be asked to do something

' Do you want to come to the shop?'

'Nah i crabbi'

or

'I cabbi'

by TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT August 5, 2006

Crabby patty

A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.

It’s 60 today and my crabby patty is itching like a mother.

by Patty parker April 19, 2021

Crabby

When your hands are cold making your fingers feel difficult to bend and move around. If they're hard to move around, you have crabby hands, your hands are crabby.
Comes from the adjective crabby, meaning ill tempered, and from the likeness of your cold hands to that of a crab, which has hard, plated hands with little freedom of movement. If your hands are crabby, they are misbehaving by being like a crab's hand. I'm guessing this is where it's from, I just overheard a girl say it and thought "yeah that's the word for this".

It's so cold outside; it's making my hands get all crabby!

by dextromethorphan November 24, 2022