Cousin

a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.

Hey, cousin! You're nothin' more than a nickel-dickin' sidewinder!

by weave July 16, 2003

Cousin

A person that is born from an aunt or uncle and when they little, they seem to be annoying little liers that get family in trouble.

Yo, my cousin lied to his mother and told her that I hit when I didn't.

by Saiyan Prodigy February 18, 2019

Cousin

Someone in the family that is acceptible to fuck...

I fucked my cousin yesterday!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

cousins

1. To be vampyric; Reclusive, phobic of light, skin white to the point of translucency, a taste for human blood.

2. Bat-like

Geez, maybe you should go out today, you're turning into a bit of a cousins.

by Obafemi Martins April 13, 2008

Cousin-in-law

She or he married my cousin.

Me: She or he is my cousin-in-law.

by Sakurakage August 9, 2019

Weed cousin

Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.

I was off with my weed cousin last weekend... He introduced me to dabbing. And edibles. I still can't think clearly!

by KarimGiles September 23, 2016

cousin marvin

When one is receiving oral sex from a hooker, and farts into the hooker's mouth.

"When Chuck Barry was getting a BJ from that hooker, he totally pulled a cousin Marvin on her."

by thzpcs January 2, 2017