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converse

They're comfortable and I like the way they look. They are just a brand of shoe, if you don't like me wearing them and say I'm just following a trend than good for you, stfu, I probablly don't like everything your wearing.
Converse are comfortable and look cool. They are just a brand of shoe, if you don't like them ok stfu idrc.
by Jersey Kid January 25, 2008
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penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.
Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.
by A tall midget April 24, 2017
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national converse day

September 22- The day where you must where your chuck taylors. Like seriously. Don’t be Basic
Lilah- Kyla! Your not wearing converse. Your a basic Bich
Kyla- uh ok why would I wear converse?
Lilah- It’s National Converse Day-September 22.
by Redpants_3 October 24, 2019
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Red Converse High

Kim Namjoon's favorite shoes
PERSON 1: Hey Namjoon what shoes do you like on a girl
NAMJOON: Red Converse High
by Min Yoongi’s Wifeu March 27, 2021
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ass to mouth conversion

This person is a fucking idiot because A: this is retarded and B: ass to mouth is for when you're fucking a whore in the ass & slam your dick down her throat right after.
Methane isn't converted to carbon dioxide because CO2 is the byproduct of aerobic respiration, which involves OXYGYEN not METHANE you stupid ass fuck. ass to mouth conversion, ha.
by butt_dog November 16, 2006
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converse

Switching the subject and the predicate term in a statement. It is valid for the E and I forms only.
The converse of "some cats are furry animals" is "some furry animals are cats".
by Logicman August 11, 2005
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converse

Converse is a brand of basketball shoes. They are canvas shoes with rubber soles. They were made famous by Charles H. Taylor, a basketball player, in 1918. Since then they have become popular with just about everybody at different times. In the '70s and '80s, they were deemed to be the offcial shoe of the National Basketball Association.

Since the '80s, the Converse company went out of business and was purchased by Nike. Nike proceeded to move production of Converse shoes to China in order to reduce production costs.

Today Converses are popular with an entirely new crowd - the 'alternative' or 'artsy' kids who will probably never touch a basketball in their life - in addition to still being popular with the 'jocks' and 'preps.' The artsy kids somehow reason that they deserve Converses more than the preps because Converse shoes have become a symbol of 'individuality' (which is a word that's meaning has become extremely jumbled), when in reality the jocks or preps were the ones who would actually be entitled to the shoes if the system worked that way. This is because of the fact that in 1918, a basketball player popularized these shoes.

In any case, Converse shoes have been around for almost 90 years and are still selling, even though they have hardly changed an inch. Some people claim to have territory over these shoes when, in actuality, they are just canvas and rubber that you stick your smelly feet into.
Jock (to jock friend): Check out my new Converses! Sick, right?
Artsy kid (to artsy friend): Ew. He is wearing Converses. How can he do that? Those are my shoes!
Jock (to jock friend): Dude! Check out this band fag who says these shoes are his!
(jock beats the crap out of said band fag)
Stoner: Whoa, man... they're just shoes...
by jjjoe July 22, 2008
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