1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 So cold it effects the mind.

3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.

4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.

5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".
by rnathenson October 9, 2009
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The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
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When a point guard’s duty is to always pass it to the open man, but the open man is Ben every play.
Why does Ben have 20 shots in the first half? Must be The Bautista Conundrum.
by BCLAXO December 10, 2021
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When you chance it by not wearing a condom for whatever reason and the chick gives you an STD.
Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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A eord that, if said, will get you no friends.
When Mike said the word conundrum, everyonenkost all respect for him and hated him. Mike is such a loner...
by ihateconrdurmsnotcondoms January 21, 2012
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a word people named simar often struggle to spell during spelling bees and it still haunts them to this day
Simar spell conundrum
C-o-n-n-u-n-d-r-u-m
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A person who gets ungodly erections to carrots.
-Dude these carrots have got me mad horny rn!
-You're such a conundrum bro.
Call out my name... -The Weeknd
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