oye mi canto

noooo....dont listen to dat spanish deprived person who wrote that "oye mi canto" means "heres my song"....!!!

oye mi canto = listen to my singing


aprende español y despues traduci ok?!

by La Morocha September 21, 2005

cantona

Ruled the premiership between 1992-1996 with his brilliant play, touch, passing, finishing etc.
Scored the winning goal in the 1996 fa cup final.
pfa player of the year in 1994
Footballer of the year in 1996

Watch the 95/96 season and you will be amazed by his brilliance

Known as King eric

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Canton Kiss

After having very intimate sex, you then poop and ejaculate into a bowl and mix it together. After mixing the two together, you must kiss until the other pukes into the other persons mouth.

Kim and I did a Canton Kiss, I won!

by Cats with Condoms November 8, 2014

canto

definition short for cantonese

personA: so what language do you speak?
personB: canto.
personA: oOo. gung hay fat choy!
personB: ...=,=" poke guy.

by Michii May 13, 2005

Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

contourtionism

The obsessive proclivity one may have toward placing objects or body parts into areas that will seemingly accommodate the chosen item's contours while occupying the maximum volume of the empty space.

"The top of my chiweenie's head fits perfectly into my eye socket like a furry little puzzle piece."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."

by knifestrauzen June 18, 2013

Contortionist

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018