Cuntgratulated

1. The act of getting laid for a job well done. To receive sex, in leu of a gift or card.

When I got home from work last night, my wife cuntgratulated me on my promotion.

by Manthorn March 4, 2009

congradulations

misspelling of congraTulations

Congratulations on ur loss of virginity dude!

by wordout May 21, 2004

congratuhate

The feeling that occurs when some thing good happens to somebody you loathe.

I am so thrilled that Joan finally landed a new boyfriend, even though he is my ex. I can't wait to congratuhate her in person, preferably in a crowded bar. I hope she is wearing the fat dress.

by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007

Congratulatiomis

Either used to say "FUCK OFF", or just an innocent way of misspelling "congratulations"

Guy 1: Hey! Wanna hang out??
Guy 2: Congratulatiomis, man.

by Hitaeth July 28, 2016

Congratulations

word used before ur owned or ur momma is owned

CONGRATULATIONS!
(powder in face)

by owner September 6, 2003

congradulations

"Congratulations", in a sarcastic overtone.

CongraDulations on your new minimum wage job.

by Joe Cocker March 10, 2004

congradulate

To give praise for ones accomplishments only after said person paid way too much for a college edumacation.

Eric paid a lot of money for college, finally got a job and asked people to congradulate him.

by Crazymikie July 28, 2008