concert junkie

One who goes to many concerts

That dude is a complete concert junkie, he's been to at least 4 concerts this week.

by SamTheConcertWhore December 8, 2013

Congettioflucktion

A way of saying congratulations to someone who has recently lost their virginity.

Congettioflucktion! Did you get any tounge?

by p0ke17 May 19, 2019

Shower Concert

Singing or performing in the shower because you are feeling creative and outgoing because of the great POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE in the shower. Usually cursed when nobody is nearby.

I always love to have a shower concert once I reach home from work.

In my opinion,shower concerts are a great way to start your day.

by Lildrav April 6, 2020

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

prostatic congestion

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

convert the native

To masturbate.

Ew gross! Daniel is converting the native in the back of the bus.

Damn that bitch is fine! I'm gonna think about her when I convert the native tonight after work!

by ChewableAvb July 7, 2017

concert trash

An offensive term for a subculture of ugly high-school girls that go to shows and seldom every watch the bands. They usually wear outfits with polka dots, bows and headbands, tight t-shirts advertising terrible bands like Chiodos (which look all the more tighter consideirng most concert trash are fat) and an unnecessary amount of eye-makeup. While they usually have more money than your average joe, they do everything they can to appear underground (this, however, doesn't stop them from bringing their $200 RAZRs and $300 iPods to local shows). It is important to note that the ugliness and nerdiness of concert trash seperates them from your typical scene chicks.

"Are you going to the Static Lullaby show on Saturday?"

"Hell no. There'll be way too much concert trash."

by jjjizzones February 4, 2007