When you try to help someone but you end up screwing them over in the process never intending to do so.
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I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.
by Little Bun May 3, 2022
Get the confucktion mug.The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1
You: Confuckermation!
Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!
Example 2
That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
You: Confuckermation!
Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!
Example 2
That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
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The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.
Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.
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