coner boner

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.

My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!

by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013

Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed

1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.

You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

by The Mountain Cat December 4, 2016

Congrajulashions

Verb.
The correct way to spell so called "Congratulations".

Ex:
"She congrajulated her friend by saying, 'Congrajulashions!'".

by CandyC4ne July 20, 2022

Concraptions

The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.

Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'

Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'

by Mrcrapper November 2, 2010

congradulations

A common misspelling of the word "congratulations", mainly used by people with a third-grade education.

Ex: Congradulations i am kOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by getshaton April 4, 2012

Coenraad

A highly successful individual that is respected by all his peers.
Someone everyone wants to be.

Boy: I wish that one day I could be a coenraad.

by pampoen May 17, 2012