condomplate

to contemplate about buying a condom
contemplating of buying a condom

1. I was condomplating at the grocery earlier.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.

by [d]ud[z] August 24, 2011

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Post Consumption fragrance

To Fart, bust ass, blow wind, rip one, beefed.

Another way to say it Stinks like Shit!

Person A : What is that smell?
Person B : It Smells like Post Consumption fragrance
Person A : Somebody better make sure they did not shit their pants!

Man your ass smells like Post Consumption fragrance!

Your perfume smells like Post Consumption fragrance

by Tyrone WIlliams May 9, 2006

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Condomplation

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.

Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."

by ToxSick133 December 8, 2012

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condomphobia

When an erect penis suddenly loses its composure when faced with the daunting task of using a condom.

"Hey Sally, lets go without a condom. I have condomphobia.."

by Lidious December 21, 2015

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Consumption Vortex

Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.

Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “

by John. B. Pintman November 6, 2022

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