Cockeyed

Going cross eyed from starring into the tip of a penis too closely

"Her eyes went cockeyed after gassing into my one eyed snake too closely"

by Vince Legend November 11, 2022

Cockeyed

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

cockeyeooned

Something extremely crooked

That board is cockeyeooned

by Beau2896 November 28, 2022

concker

A man of which will go great distances to get rejected by their crushes and finds pleasure and satisfaction in doing so.

Brian's a massive fucking concker

by shaquille o' neils claps cheek January 16, 2024

Cockeyedittity

Something that looks like it could be askew or wonky. Not quite right or correct. Needing an adjustment.

His fender had a cockeyedittity look to it after it was repaired.

by Spidey Whiplash June 13, 2024

Conkey

The name you call someone with curly locks and glasses, who inhales a blue raz vape and consumes Guinness whilst simultaneously masturbating over work colleagues.

Woah, look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to do a conkey!

by Qwilliam April 28, 2025

Conkey

When a person who has glasses and curly hair simultaneously consumes alcohol and nicotine whilst masturbating over health physics monitors.

Woah! Look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to pull a conkey!

by Qwilliam April 28, 2025