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Colgate!

The most epic-ly epic badass to ever live. Will absolutely pwn you with her pistol Gertrude. Them rectangles better wards out, cause sheriff Colgate’s in town.
Scatter! It’s Colgate! We’re done for!
by Twoxer Geaminege September 6, 2021
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Combulate

To tell a dislikable surprise. Something shocking, yet frustrating.
“I told her what happened, needless to say, she wasn’t pleased by how I combulated.”
by imjunyeop October 3, 2023
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The Colgate

The Colgate is when you are recieving some dank ass dome (head) and upon completion you shave your pubes, throw them in your tricks mouth, finish your load and swab that ho's teath.
The colgate, what i did to my girlfriend last week
by Masta Piz April 19, 2009
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The Colgate Cleaner

While hitting it from the back start brushing ur teeth and when ur done brushing ur teeth spit what u have in ur mouth on her buttholeand stick ur dick in it and nut in her. That way when ur done ur dick and her butt smellsminty fresh.
I did the colgate cleaner on my girlfriend now my dick and her butt smells like toothpaste.
by Grab her by the pussy December 1, 2019
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cumulate

to lose ones sponch,hegum, manstuff.
What an asian dishwasher says when your 3 hrs late.
Carl is always ready to cumulate when Sally is in town.
OR Hey chaaie why always cumulate.
by John P Ursel February 15, 2008
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Colgate Goggles

A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."

State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."

...

State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."

Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008
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Filthy Colgate

A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."
When my grandma gets drunk, she occasionally pays the local paper boy to give her a filthy colgate.
by John Mclane August 3, 2007
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