computist

n: One who studies computing, from programming to multimedia and gaming.

other: Hardcore 'Computist' (Computist Magazine) allowed Apple II users to make legitimate backup copies of software.

David Harrison: "From this day forth, all you students will be known as this little word I invented, computist. Archaeologists have their words, as do many others. It's not fair that we're left out!"
Students: "Whatever Dave, get on with the lecture!"

by StANTo April 5, 2006

Trash compacting

The art of swooping in and stealing someones Kill in Halo or any other Online Shooters.

i.e Dropping an enemy's shield and then having the trash compactor finish him off getting all the credit.

Dude stop trash compacting me and get your own kill.

by doctor lollypop January 16, 2011

Computenik

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.

A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.

by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

compaling

complaining excessively over shit that doesn't matter

After fighting for hours over whether or not to get a teddy bear, Jim was compaling the rest of the day!

by Michael Dixon John Jay July 28, 2010

Commiting a JP

Puking on a girl that you really like.

Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009

Composing with James

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration

Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018

compeating

eating while being on your computer

Give me my laptop back. My food is ready and I want to be compeating while checking out the latest Black Crowes tour dates.

by Theophilos July 28, 2010