Compressableitive

example 1: "OMG! this rubber ducky is so compressableitive!!!!"

example 2: *pokes dry acrylic paint* "its compressableitive!"

by Art2 November 18, 2010

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dressed to compress

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.

"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"

by 48104 July 7, 2009

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compression

n. ummm......displacement.

bore that cylinder out to a higher compression, Jon.

by Trent January 13, 2005

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Compress

Compress (verb):

To put a hurtin on a bitch! In other words, to beat the shit out of a nigga.

When Tyrone's mom told him to clean his room. Tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that nigga until she shit bricks and and wished she was dead...

Mom: Tyrone do da dishes nigga!\
Tyrone: Fuuuuuck bitch imma tryna watch my shit, nigga need to pipe down or imma compress your ass!!

by Rockod'abel July 20, 2016

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Compressed Beef

Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.

Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.

The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.

'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'

(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)

by uglylittlespud March 5, 2012

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