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contortionist

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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Nigger Balls Corporation

A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.
Nigger Balls Corporation is worth quintillions!
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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Contortionist

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.
My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.
by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018
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Post Completion Depression

When something that you have put a lot of time into recently is finally over (like the finale to a tv series that you love, or the end of a great video game trilogy) you are sometimes left melancholy, and with a feeling of "what do I do now". This lingering sadness is called "Post Completion Depression", though it's often shortened to P.C.D.
Anime enthusiast: So have you finished watching Kill la Kill yet!?
Casual anime fan: Yeah, it was great, in fact, I think I'm starting to get Post Completion Depression.
by LILJJH September 11, 2015
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Gentleman's completion

For a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.

Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion
"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."
by Patrick Antonis September 29, 2006
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The Xylophone Corporation

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.
“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019
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