Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
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A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018
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Anime enthusiast: So have you finished watching Kill la Kill yet!?
Casual anime fan: Yeah, it was great, in fact, I think I'm starting to get Post Completion Depression.
Casual anime fan: Yeah, it was great, in fact, I think I'm starting to get Post Completion Depression.
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Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion
Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion
"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."
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“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”
The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
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