Commentator

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.

Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.

by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011

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compensastory

noun: payment for a rap song about your life in the hood.

Eminem made a gazillion bucks last year because his last big hit was a compensastory.

by professor951 May 10, 2011

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compensate

He is compensating for the fact that he has slept with 1000snds of women and still can't have sex

Sorry I asked for sex again. No need to compensate for your lack of skill

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019

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(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009

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Compensation face

The face people pull when they pose in the sun newspaper telling the world they deserve compensation.

The Gatwick drone couple felt violated and told the press they planned to sue the police whilst posing for the press whilst putting on their best compensation faces.

by RustySausage December 24, 2018

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