Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex

ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime

by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023

Committed monogamous relationship

(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.

Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".

by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2021

On the committee

One who is also homosexual

He's most definitely on the committee.

by CJ Ornelas January 6, 2006

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee is the group of women with tiny breasts. If you're an A cup or under, you're a part of the Itty Bitty Comitee.

Alannah: Hey guys, guess what? I'm not a part of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee anymore!
Kira: Congrats, Alannah!

by Rhoswen May 31, 2010

The Shit Commitment

The Shit Commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. You walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your ass to release pressure on the shit and prepare to fire. The odds of aborting are exactly 1:17

I almost missed the toilet because I tried to cancel the shit commitment.

by Lucas A. Write October 2, 2006

No tittie committee

A group that has flat girls who boys are not attracted to. If your part of the no tittie committee, well, god bless you. You'll need it

Guy 1: hey look at that flat girl over there!
Guy 2:pshh her boobs are sloping inward or some shit that's crazy!
Guy 3: Yea she's definitely part of the no tittie committee!
Guy 2: fuck, she's the president of dat shit!

by Double D1021 August 28, 2014

hulu and commitment

When you want more than just "Netflix and chill" in a relationship.

Nick: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment

by Nicksass November 28, 2015