commentose

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.

"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."

by kneelund April 6, 2010

Commentary Club

Commentary club is a very epic poggers club that need to recruit fiji :P

p1: i got a new iphone
p2: thats so commentary club

by Gucci Gang Kieran December 2, 2020

Unwanted Commentary

Unwanted Commentary, or Koko, is a Indian YouTube who supports PewDiePie and has a face of static. He has no neck and has a Discord server full of gays.

Unwanted Commentary has the hottest merch in the game.
UNWANTED COMMENTARY X ROBOT MOD

by D.O.H.S. March 17, 2019

commontater

A radio/TV-personality who discusses significant issues regarding the farming of ordinary spuds.

My doctor told me to cut back on starchy foods, so I no longer listen to da daily morning-commontater on da radio, which would only make me hungrier for da delightful-tasting mealy-textured tubers.

by QuacksO June 27, 2019

Commenthator

1. a) A person stating a negative opinion without a proper reasoning.

b) A commentator of sports who looks down to the players.
2. Commentators who make a bad job due to the lack of knowledge, attention to the game or have a monotone voice.

1. I usually avoid the comment section because there are too many commenthators.
2. Man, this is awful! You got to mute that match to enjoy it. This dilettante commenthators.

by AgileIndex October 12, 2015

Commentment

When you get tagged in a video on social media and then feel obligated to watch it.

I really should be studying but I've already got so many commentments.

by That random guy over there January 6, 2016

Commenbator

A commentator that's a bit of a wank.

Check that commenbator, defo a peado.

by JohnnyBoy92 December 12, 2018