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instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
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Condensationalised

my glass is condensationalised!
by Sarah :):) November 8, 2010
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Cumdensation

When the temperature is so high that a man's semen beads up and sweats through the shaft of his penis to cool it down.
"Man I'm not used to this southern weather, there was so much cumdensation on my dick when I woke up!"
by Rouzay November 15, 2011
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one two one two combination

dude i tell you what use the one two one two combination...you can't lose
by matches April 25, 2003
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compensation

something that everyone in the world does all the time.
even you
compensation
by awesnemity June 1, 2010
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The right combination

The right combination is when you pull up your super comfortable recliner and have a glass of scotch with a bowl of roasted almonds right next to the fire with your favorite music turned on really low. A nice soothing way to spend the after noon.
Guy: My wife started bitchin at me last night agian...

The Friend: So what did ya do?

Guy: I had The right combination and blocked the bitch out and her bull shit out along with the kids complainin until 3 A.M. It was a nice soothing way to spend my evening.

The Friend: Thats my Champ right there.
by Gun-Barrel Goose April 28, 2009
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Compensation face

The face people pull when they pose in the sun newspaper telling the world they deserve compensation.
The Gatwick drone couple felt violated and told the press they planned to sue the police whilst posing for the press whilst putting on their best compensation faces.
by RustySausage December 24, 2018
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