comcastic

Describes something that is not merely horribly, horribly bad, but actively offensive in some universal way. The worst possible kind of idea that a human being can conceive.

I predict that in the next Comcast commercial, Adolf Hitler will be shilling products at a synagogue. That's Comcastic!

by carpainterly May 29, 2007

Ace Combat

The best aerial warfare video game series to ever exist! It is made by Namco, the same game company behind Pac-Man. Most of the games take place in the fictional world of Strangereal, while some are set in the real world. The games are known for their awesome soundtracks, stories and semi-realistic gameplay. If you never played an Ace Combat game, you seriously do not know what you are missing out on.

I love flying around and blowing up other fighter jets in Ace Combat 4.

by Acecombatfan93 December 14, 2017

combat fatigue

Combat stress reaction (CSR) is a term used within the military to describe acute behavioral disorganization seen by medical personnel as a direct result of the trauma of war. Also known as "combat fatigue" or "battle neurosis", it has some overlap with the diagnosis of acute stress reaction used in civilian psychiatry. It is historically linked to shell shock and can sometimes precurse post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).

Combat stress reaction is an acute reaction that includes a range of behaviors resulting from the stress of battle that decrease the combatant's fighting efficiency. The most common symptoms are fatigue, slower reaction times, indecision, disconnection from one's surroundings, and the inability to prioritize. Combat stress reaction is generally short-term and should not be confused with acute stress disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder, or other long-term disorders attributable to combat stress, although any of these may commence as a combat stress reaction. The US Army uses the term/acronym COSR (Combat Stress Reaction) in official medical reports. This term can be applied to any stress reaction in the military unit environment. Many reactions look like symptoms of mental illness (such as panic, extreme anxiety, depression, and hallucinations), but they are only transient reactions to the traumatic stress of combat and the cumulative stresses of military operations.

"Apparently, all of the eidos involved in the Pacific War ended up with combat fatigue."

by Outis McGuffin May 30, 2018

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.

Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.

by Alfie The Horndog December 7, 2007

Combat Romeo

A man serving in a regular army/usmc/navy/airforce POG/leg unit, in which they stand in the same ranks as women. This occurrence allows these men to sit around during what they consider "deployments" and fuck the women in their unit instead of fight the war at hand. They still receive the same combat pay as the men actually fighting and carrying out combat operations, but sit in a static position banging their fellow unit members. They then return home and pretend to family and bar patrons that they actually serve a purpose in the military.

Any man who mentions serving with women in his unit is a POG/leg, and is guaranteed to have slept with at least one of those women; making him a "combat romeo".

Leg: "Man, I fucked so many bitches on my last deployment. It wasn't even funny."
Operator: "That's great. We ran over one hundred missions, killing eighty five enemy personnel. Which one do you think is going to win the war?"
Leg: "Dawg, I didn't sign up to do dat'."
Operator: "Kill yourself, you POG ass motherfucker."

by 275WatchMan7tre April 21, 2010

comcast

1) A company that stips you of your freedom then ass rapes you.
2) Makes you pay 85 bux a month to get the good channels.
3) A reason to go with TiVo, Direct TV, Sattelite or anything else that isn't comcast.
4) A company built on lies.
5) A company that has no customer services

1) Man I feel violated since I went with comcast
2) Comcast said it was my fault for everything that went wrong with the cable, even though they were the ones who set it up.
3) Comcast Internet is good but I would go with qwest DSL just so I can escape them.

by awex January 6, 2004

comcastic

an adjective describing an experience with a cable provider that is so terrible, no other adjective will suffice.

The cable installer came late, stayed 3 hours but didn't successfully fix anything, and texted me repeatedly after he left, soliciting sex and pleading "just one night, you won't regret it or forget it." It was comcastic.

by lildebbie261 October 13, 2008