cooterfro

Hairy cooter, reminiscent of 70's porn like Debbie Does Dallas; see chewbacca twat.

All the chicks in Debbie Does Dallas have cooterfro.

by bunny September 15, 2004

Cooter bark

Queef is so 70s. It's a cooter bark now

Her cooter bark was so loud it scared me.

by Dusty old kiefer December 23, 2022

hot under the coller

hot under the coller to be pissed or highly irritated

i came into work late this morning my boss was hot under the coller
my neighbors dog crapped in my yard i was hot under the coller

by bluebear March 26, 2020

Cooter Closedown

The female version of a cock block.

"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"

by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009

cleveland cooter

someone from cleveland who wipes from back to front resulting in a crap smeared pussy

dude you gotta tell your girlfriend to wipe front to back because i could smell your girlfriend's cleveland cooter while i was doing her

by puddination December 21, 2009

Cooter Canoe

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.

This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.

by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020

cooter

vagina

My cooter itches!

by lola October 9, 2002