college

fun place where everyone likes to study their topic, no one drinks or no parties ever happen

I just learned something on chemical nuclear science today, How about you?

by Steve Hamil March 07, 2005

college

place where you go to smoke fat joints and get soaking wet drunk toking alcohol bongs and getting blowjob+reacharound playing football at 3:00 am in college cafeteria building a self rolling joint.

yo on a scale from 1 to college...how college is that???

by CollegePimp303 September 04, 2008

college

A so called place of learning. Where you spend much time writing essays and having debates on useless subjects with arrogant men and women who think they are much smarter then they are.(see www.lotrplaza.com for more on arrogance) The smartest thing you can do, is drop out. It wont ruin your future, it wont make you stupider. it will just open your eyes to a differnt world

--Ex Univeristy of Toronto Skule (engineering) student. Who was passing with a 85% in my engineering, and 95+ in physics minor/intrest.

Man, college suckers so many people out their money and life...

by He who arises in might December 15, 2004

college

a place you go where you actually pay them to brainwash you

why pay money to become an institutionalized,brainwashed,mindless,zombie,robot?

college kids are such dicks,fuckin preppies who try to act like hippies but instead are just sexually confused communists who whine like pussies

by dr teeth December 08, 2003

college

A library on the UW-Madison campus where people go to if they want to procrastinate, socialize, check facebook, or smoke outside the building and be all cool like that. There are usually over a thousand sorority girls with painted faces in college every night.

"You wanna go to college?"
"No, I can never study at college"

by kyuker November 16, 2009

college

A big party with a ridiculous door charge.

A place you go to learn how to become an arrogant commie fag or a big fucking cum bucket bitch whore!

College is a Satanic playground for elite snobs.

by Oh go to hell. January 23, 2005

college

A place where you can be happy you got admitted to just because of the color of your skin and not because of who you are or the merit you possess, only to later be propagandized by a socialist, pinhead professor who has a brain no larger than a grapenut that tries to spread his America-hating propaganda on you.

A place where horny, young adults go to allegedly get an education but enage in drinking binges and have sex afterwards.

College is an awkward stage for early adults.

by [e-mail] May 26, 2008