College
The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.
College by ThisIsTheReality April 19, 2014
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A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.
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A place where you can waste 40 thousand dollars and spend time drinking and smoking weed, all while gaining useless knowledge and ending up in a hell hole of shit after 4 years.
Don't go to college
College by oldskoolpothead420 May 18, 2011
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Hey man, I have this 20 page research paper I haven't started because I was partying all night last night, yeah I'm going to have to pull an all-nighter, it's due tomorrow, but hey that's college
College by angelcb007 November 24, 2010
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A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager.
You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.
Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.
Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.
college by DennisIsevil September 8, 2006
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A place where High school graduates go after being told they would have a higher chance of getting a degree and a high paying job afterwards. This shit is the biggest lie and more then likely you'll be stressed from the course load and become depressed before second semester
Wow I thought when I came to college I would get my dick sucked and excel in class, now i'm stuck with a fuckton of debt and my grades are god awful. Please kill me.