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Collateral Fiend

a fiend that needs to get high, but may have no money, although owes collateral just to get a quick buzz.
Harry: Yo Dawg, I will let you borrow my broken watch, my cassette tape player and my last loaf of bread so I can get some rock!
Pusherman:damn you Collateral Fiend, gimme your bread and some stuff to make a sandwich and you got a deal!
Harry: sounds good, I'll be right back!
by Ya Boy Trax August 25, 2010
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clit commander

Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".
Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
by unbastardoloco June 17, 2007
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Collateral

A gaming term used when a player kills two or more players with one sniper bullet.
"Dude! I just got a collateral off of (player one) and (player 2), and the other guy was behind the wall!"
by Midnight67 September 11, 2009
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Hadron Super Collider

Located in Switzerland, the worlds largest particle accelerator, which will probably end up causing the apocalypse
This space would contain an example of the hadron super collider had it not blown up the world
by GraaainsTheVegetarianZombie October 20, 2008
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Commander Cool

A.K.A. "The Robbie"

He's like Batman and Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to walk the Earth.

In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "cool" just know that Commander Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.

He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles Davis

Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.
That Commander Cool Guy is the greatest!

Gerow is the farthest thing from Commander Cool as physically possible.
by Kramerica May 9, 2005
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collateral baggage

The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.
John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.
by Darth Chubb November 11, 2011
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