stephen colbert

Stephen Colbert is one of the greatest comedians and entertainers alive. He is the host of the Colbert Report, and was jabbing at running for presidential office 08'. If Stephen Colbert ran for pres 08 it would probably off throw the election drastically, and would probably end badly. He would probably be the most influential candidate of the 2008 election because he is so idealized by America, and myself.

Hell, if Stephen Colbert ran, I would vote for him over any of these yahoo's. He cant tell a lie.

by The Big Tipper December 3, 2007

Stephen Colbert

He is America. (And so can you!)

"Do you know Stephen Colbert?"
"Oh yeah. He's America!"

by njm222 September 20, 2009

Colbertized

Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.

Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.

John : No dude, he just colbertized you.

by Chris0108 November 7, 2008

colder globing

the ignorant counter part to global warming

Man it's freezing in here, this colder globing stuff must be real.

by PFCnick March 1, 2011

Colbert nationalist

An individual member of the Colbert Nation, a group of people enthralled by their Rasputinesque leader Stephen Colbert. Willing to do any number of stunts on the Internet for the pleasure of their mesmerizing leader.

Hey, look! A bunch of Colbert nationalists just spammed UrbanDictionary trying to redefine "Canada's history" as an obscene sex act because Stephen told them to! AWESOMESAUCE. I'll join them!

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

Couber

A hot older woman who drives for Uber

when i need a ride, i call couber, they are grateful for any action they can get!

by KittenQ October 29, 2017

colder than a nun's cunt

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 An object that cannot be made warm.

3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.

by rnathenson October 9, 2009