shel-col

a person that is always high and doesnt know whats going on half the time

a person that is always high

a person that i sometimes "here" but other times they are kinda not

monk-like always looking for enlightenment

mostly female and very attractive

"that girl at the party was such a shel-col she hardley knew her name"

by german hurricane January 8, 2010

Col. Cunningham

An Air Force colonel known for flying an F-12 bomber. He is famous for saying "Minion!" when dropping bombs.

Col. Cunningham: "MINION!"

by YungBruh3319 November 4, 2019

Col-Trolly

1. A man who needs a woman with big tits and a ghetto booty.
2. Someone who is prone to seizurebots.
3. A crazy British colonel who has a Japanese Satellite Seizure bot as his right-hand man.

<33rdCol_Trolly> ie need a woman <33rdCol_Trolly> one with big tits <33rdCol_Trolly> and a ghetto booty

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

F-COL

(pronounced "eff-call") - For Crying Out Loud.

Used as an expression of frustration. Synonymous with "Sweet Baby Ray's!"

RFT: "Hey, guys! I'm here to flirt with Amy... and any other girl!"

Man: "F-COL, Richie. Always messing up the crewnity!"

by AnonyMousssse May 12, 2010

col

A sign of the times, a new wave of friendlier, more honest internet slang is about to emerge. When do you ever actually Laugh Out Loud when typing the famed "lol" never! At most you merely "chuckle out loud." the use of this acronym will warrant closer friendships, more patient bloggers, and a sizeable decrease in online ranting. At least that's what our specialists are predicting.

so spread the word! next time you chuckle but do not laugh out loud, use "COL"!!! stop lying to your friends!!! hop on the slang train!!

COL

LittleSallySue584343564868: OMG i can't believe how funny that movie was! like the part where he said "whot whot"

TruthTeller8655877788: COL

LittleSallySue584343564868: wow truthteller8655877788, that was very honest of you, i commend your friendship!

TruthTeller8655877788: tu

by TruthTeller8655877788 July 14, 2009

col cocked

A sucker punch delivered generally on lateral side of the face by someone running or charging at the person also from either the left or right side. Very often results in a knockout and or cervical spine injury

This guy grabbed my girlfriend by the throat, so I ran up to him and col cocked him square in the jaw. Lights out, asshole never saw it coming!

by Instine4980 July 6, 2016

COL

COL

verb.

Coughing Out Loud (COL). A maneuver in which an individual tries to get out of a desperately sticky situation (i.e. funerals, bat mitzvahs, talking to a fat chick at a party, etc.) by coughing out loud. By COLing, this diminishes ones like factor with another person or situation, thereby causing them to dismiss you.

Me: So, anyway, I was getting ready to play some mad tongue hockey with this one ginger girl when I noticed her hair lip.
Bart: Dude, so how did you bail from that?
Me: I COL'ed dude, I COL'ed.
Bart. Win.

Famous Philosopher: To COL, or not to COL, that is the question.

by COL Master 2000 October 20, 2009