A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.
Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?
by Mischu22 August 14, 2010
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And not to mention, they're incredible. They have so much talent that I want to explode.
It's Saturday night and the party's crawlin'
Did you hear the ringin'? It's the bottle callin'
Week after week this is where I'm endin' up...
So on and so forth.
And not to mention, they're incredible. They have so much talent that I want to explode.
It's Saturday night and the party's crawlin'
Did you hear the ringin'? It's the bottle callin'
Week after week this is where I'm endin' up...
So on and so forth.
LBC> You.
by Dan the FREAKIN' MAN! June 4, 2004
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def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.
Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.
Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.
Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.
by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011
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Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."
Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."
by MegnKen April 16, 2010
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by Megan D. May 24, 2006
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Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"
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