coffee

God's drink.

And on the 8th day He made coffee.
God: "mmmm that's fucking orgasmic"

by JKrew_NOT January 2, 2010

coffee

1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.

2. The solution to homework

I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.

by Pearllady70 November 15, 2009

Coffee

Coffee: Nectar of the gods.

In the beginning God created light the universe, then said "let there be coffee so we can all keep going" then after his twelfth cup he wrote the Bible and a short autobiography that was lost in 3 billion BC.

by carefulwiththataxluke March 24, 2009

Coffeeing

To be enjoying coffee either alone or with someone. Taking time out to have coffee.

Hi Pete, sorry I'm late I was coffeeing with Holly.

by toroboy February 9, 2010

Coffeeing

A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.

Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.

by glitterglamsparkles September 21, 2016

Coffee

A term to replace the word sex. A way to keep the conversation PG with everyone thinking you mean coffee, but you really don't.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is really hot!

Guy 2: Man I'd love to have coffee with her.

by coffee-grinder October 9, 2010

Coffeeful

kaw-fee-fool, kof-ee-fool, Adj.

1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.

I ordered a bagel but got coffeeful and now don't want it.

Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.

by Wordasaurus Text March 4, 2013