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Commodetosis

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.
As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.
by ZeeZube May 18, 2019
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positive-commodity

noun

Refers to those commodities and products which hold essential property value in sustaining of life.
Food, shelter, water and medicine etc. All hold positive-commodity value.
by Baron Neville October 1, 2016
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Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.
did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker
by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008
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ve commodore

Is an Australian built car by Holden, often closely resembles yacht in rough seas as it stumbles its way down the road and more than likely eminates the sound of timing chain rattle and a fat guys fart in a 4" PVC tube.

Normally seen in bright colours, along with body kits implying they get some kind of performance when throttle is applied (if the interior hasn't fallen apart preventing the use of the accelerator...)
Oh gross, what is that sound???

It's a BK VE Commodore..
by Whereisfrancis August 30, 2017
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Commodore

A car released by Holden, a sub company of the Intergalactic GM Empire.

This model car has questionable integrity, safety and security systems.
People are often reffered to as 'Commodore' drivers as an insult, similar to the way that Volvo drivers are.

Another popular name for these cars are 'Commonwhore', symbolic as they are very common and f**k you over.
(After seeing someone run into the gutter or tailgating someone else) "Oh look, a Commodore driver!"
by raven July 2, 2004
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commodore

1) Greatest, and most recognised computer system ever made for the home, affordable, and decent, the C64 lived over 11 years on the production line, and sold over 15million units.

2) Car made by the Australian sub-branch of General Motors, Holden, Commodores are unable to achieve over 45km/h without serious engine failure, or losening of body work.
1) w00t! Labyrinth, Impossible Mission, Super Wonder Boy, Ghostbusters, Owns you =D

2) the car achieving 39.5km/h on the straight was the commodore
by Squatdog December 27, 2003
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commodore

An Australian car powered by an Australian 3.3 Litre 6 cylinder engine (later models injected) from 1979 to 1985, from 1986 onwards the Commodore has maintained an image of "The Australian way" despite being powered by an overseas powerplant.

In 1986 ("VL" series) the smooth Nissan 3 Litre 6 was introduced, this engine even today continues to compete with the best of the newer Japanese breed (reference to the turbocharged model avalible in the VL lineup, highly admired by "Muzza"'s).

Late 1988/9 saw the introduction of the VN series, powered by the dated Buick 3.8 Litre V6, many saw the VN series as a step backwards as it lacked the refinement and sporty appeal of the VL and earlier series. The characteristics of the VN (and the later VP) series are primary defined by it's boat-like handling and acceleration qualities.

The next new engine to be introduced came late in 2004 with the Alloytech 3.6 Litre, highly anticipated however this engine failed to deliever as it is easily outperformed by the superior Ford 4 Litre inline 6.

The Holden Commodore is loved by the majority of Australians however due to it's "bogan" image it is commonly disliked, however this dislike is usually projected from those who claim to be in the Import Scene however are too young (often 15 and younger!) / too poor (drive a civic or pulsar etc) to afford a high powered Japanese Turbo import.

Holden has plans to axe the commodore line in the coming years.
"Aww yarh lets mozy on down to the corner shop for some smoko k shazza?" - reference to the 1979-85 model Commodore.

"Oh mah gawd! have yous seen the momo's in Habibs new vl turbz uleh?! i swear to gawd they is the sickest thing this side of chapz!"
reference to the 1986-1988 Holden Commodore.

"Check it mate, my phat 'exec' has the style to pull all tha bitchaz, spesh with all the neon lights n shits that i has put in 'her"
Reference to the 1989-1992 Holden Commodore.
by AtmoBt1 December 5, 2004
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