Codoinked

The feeling you get when you leave a conversation and think of all the things you should have said.

person 1: blah blah blah (arguing)
person 2: blah blah blah (rubbish comebacks)

person 2 leaves
person 2: oh i should have said that, i feel codoinked

by cheese-themostamazingthingever June 7, 2012

Coinbase

Theory - an online cryptocurrency exchange that allows you to exchange fiat for cryptos such as bitcoin, ethereum, litecoin.

Reality - thieving bandits that switch site access on and off as when they please, no customer support, raping people for margin and stealing their assets (see eth flashcrash of June 2016). Treating their customers like pieces of sh**, transactions pending for weeks on end, locked out of accounts for no reason, funds mysteriously disappearing, IMPOSSIBLE to log in when there is any volatility

Oh look, ETH just dropped 0.0000001%, now would be a good time to buy... let me log in to my coinbase account anddd....

COINBASE:

"Service Unavailable"

Coinbase is currently down for maintenance. Please try again later or see our status page for more information.

"Fuck you coinbase"

by cryptojunkie June 22, 2017

Deep Choding

Man Is laying face down massage style.

Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.

She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.

At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.

That Bitch was deep choding for hours.

by Chode master C February 7, 2018

chain-choding

The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )

When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.

by Brad Polino January 2, 2013

coin bird

A bird in an internet cartoon who is angry for coins.
his beak is like metal. his beak is also magnetic and makes coins come to it. sometimes he fights ninjas and other things. if you take his coins he will kill you and take them back.
look up coin bird on google to see the videos.
KOIN BAHD!!!
ANGRY FOR COINS!!!

coin bird's coming for your koins!!!

by FlamingGuts May 27, 2006

coin-operated

A device, which becomes active or operational after inserting a coin.

a coin-operated telephone.

by Pankaj June 21, 2006

coinbird

The coinbird is a bird that likes coins, you need to know four things about him.

1. he likes coins
2. hes angree for coins
3. his beak is made of metal
4. he eatsmean kid's brains and steal their coins

Check coinbird.com for more details

1. Coinbird wants some coins
2. be a nice kid now or the coinbird will kill you.

by overlord June 6, 2003