codwank

Masturbation whilst waiting for a game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to start

webvictim had a quick codwank

by P90Pr0 April 20, 2010

codewhey

An Absolute Legend in the making, trys hard to be funny, but really isnt

Yo check it that guy is a codewhey.

What you mean?

He's trying to be funny but hes not, but actually he is really cool.

by Trickwhey April 20, 2017

Codswinkled

Cornered and bluffed simultaneously

Standing at the bar,as the man ordered her favourite drink whilst winking at her confidentially ,she knee instantly she had been codswinkled.

by Dollbear May 3, 2018

Codwalloper

Noun - Middle-aged hair deficient man who takes his frustration out on locally caught seafood. Tends to use blunt objects for maximum satisfaction.

Verb (codwalloping) - to strike an aquatic Gill bearing animal with a blunt object repeatedly.

Shane used to work in a fish mongers, he's a right codwalloper.

Mr.Webb why are you covered in clumps of fish, have you been codwalloping again?

by Spamsquid July 30, 2021

Codswallow

n. Semen

I left a load of codswallow on her pillow.

by Whoden December 3, 2021

Codywolfhard

The best person to ever exist!! He can always make u smile with one of his videos atleast and trust me hes done so well we gotta be proud of him hes so amazing <3

u think overwise fuck offf/j

Codywolfhard is the best 🤷🏻 ♂️

by yo mama xxxx<3 September 13, 2022

codywolfhard

Codywolfhard is a semi internet famous tiktoker with 2897 followers. He’s most known for his stranger things twitter stories. He’s the best tiktoker and should be the ceo of TikTok

Have you heard of codywolfhard he’s the best tiktoker ever!

by Cupidsanaa September 14, 2022