cocksmith

Someone who comes home late at night after a drinking session to find their partner has once again locked them out of the bedroom.
A play on the word locksmith

The COCKSMITH slept on the couch after he failed to open the bedroom door.

by Grant Wholey September 25, 2007

Cocksmith

Taken from the word blacksmith, skilled in the art of working cocks. Also someone who is a fuckwit.

You fuckin cocksmith.

by BennieB December 31, 2006

cocksmith

a person (usually male) that is an arrogant, abusive, and inconsiderate dickhead; an unrepentant asshole or poster-child prick.2)A master asshole

That dude dating Tiffany is a real cocksmith.

by John Trimpe September 16, 2008

cocksmithe

a man who is good at getting laid, or if said as a insult to a man... one who loves the cock

"I went out with rusty last night and he is quite the cocksmithe."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

Cocksquito

An imaginary bug that teenage girls and women feel crawling on them during and before impending moments of intimacy.

John: "Do you like the feel of my breath on your neck?"
Virginia: "Ahhh! Something just touched my leg!"
John: "You mean my hand?"
Virginia: "Eww, I felt a bug."
John: "...Just a Cocksquito"

Mark: "Are you ready?"
Jenny: "Ahhh!" *covers face* "I'm being attacked by a Cocksquito!"

by john the elder boy October 4, 2012

Cocksmith

Someone who likes the cock, is confident with the cock, or possessing special talent with the cock.

Ewwww, look at the way she works that cock! She must be a Cocksmith!

by Matt Greiner February 4, 2009

cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.

person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!

by horsefly October 10, 2005