cock block

TOR ANDRESON aka CB- Prevents another person from scoring sexually.

dude was tryin to mack a hoe when he be jumpin in and cock blockin my game...word, not ace my friend

by ACENESS June 11, 2009

cock block

to inuitate the blockage of a straight guy coming onto a lesbian and/or bi-sexual

so me and my girl Amy were at this party. I went to the bathroom and came out to find this asshole with Amy trying to act out what he thought she needed. At that point me and 3 of the other girls were there with with a cock block on his dick.

by Sempervirens July 13, 2009

cock block

The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky!

"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine!"

"Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."

by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003

cock block

Someone who will not allow to get some, whether deliberately or not.

Last night Mary was such a cock block, she was pelvic thrusting while the guy was in my room!

by git'erdone March 8, 2009

cock block

Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.

Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."

Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."

by mspinkosu February 27, 2011

cock block

when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.

damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.

by adrian November 27, 2003

cock block

when bastards stop you from slipping the hot pork salad into the sweet honeywagon of female love

me and my broham were mackin' hoes on his bed and some drunk pecker-puffers totally cock blocked us........then we pepper sprayed their pre-fucked asses

by Troy Edmisten January 9, 2004