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cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))
Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word
by mike xie February 10, 2007
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Cradle

To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)
"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"
by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018
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cradle the balls

what that bitch should remember to do.

When giving head, soft fingertips grazing the scrotum.

Caressing the ballsack, asking for the cum explosion, reassuring she wants it in her mouth, gently coaxing the orgasm.
I was preoccupied but when she went deep throat and cradle the balls, I couldn't help but to bust a fat nut.
by thescifiGOD April 20, 2009
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Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!
by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010
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cradle snatcher

someone who has a romantic or sexual relationship with a much younger partner (British & Australian humorous)
You are dating someone five years younger? You cradle snatcher!
by Jim Bar October 28, 2013
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Candlefog

Some mexican tranny bitch on instagram who is obsessed with an ugly ass dog named Scoobert
"Did you see Candlefog's new story"
"Yeah Scoobert is fucking dumb"
by Your Gfs 27th Bluetooth Device December 28, 2022
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Lit Candle

When your dick isn't just casually erected, and is instead going out-of-its-league full-throttle fuck-beam boner mode, and lasts for a longer period (not menstruation..) of time. You may think its the type of long-lasting boner you get when sitting in the car, but no. This is a very rare boner. Spend your time wisely when having this precious opportuni..oh fuck. I mean..um, gift, or..idk., you get the jizz. Oh fuck, i mean jizt, o' gist, or..whatever. You get the point. ....ah fuck, that's what she said.... Point.
Scenario #1.
*In a car with my friend*
Carlos: Ok, what restaurant are we going to"
Me: Shit, Idk, I can't get my mind of this Lit Candle!!"
Carlos: " k "

Scenario #2
My dad: "......oh hey! is this Carlos?" Oh ok, I just wanted to let you know to stop over at our house to feed the dog and let him outside and all that..."
Carlos: "..oh ok, I'll stop by in 10 minutes.."
*So then went Carlos, he stopped by, and did everything my dad told him to over the phone..but then..he took orange construction paper and wrote: "Candle = Lit", and then put it under my pillow of my bed..
LMAO! Good memories..... Please vote this on, btw Subscribe to Rusty Cage while you're at it..
by SuperiorSteve64 October 29, 2019
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