Battered Cavern

Adj.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.

Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.

by e-rips December 15, 2003

Clerissa

Loving, balanced, beautiful and kind hearted. Bad ass to the fullest. She's a keeper!

Gotta have that clerissa..

Watch out for a clerissa..

by Balanced December 20, 2016

clerks 2

the sequal to clerks, the latest in a long line of of great kevin smith movies (which include clerks, jersey girl, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strike back...i think im forgetting one but oh well)

but it is another classic that you all have to like right now

clerks and clerks 2 are the best of kevin smiths great works

by jizzle dizzle July 23, 2006

Clerks

A great underground cult classic directed by Kevin Smith. It's the best film he's made by far. But Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a close second. It was a low-budget film released in 1994 and was one of the best films of that decade.

Classic Clerks Moment....

Customer: Cute cat, what's it's name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.
Customer Fucking dick.

by ScreaminIdiot August 18, 2006

clerman

Verb: (KLu-rhmahn) To spend most of one's day in a campus bar rather than class, or the library. Any time IN class is spent either wasting away on an iphone or doodling.

Paul: Wow, did you just skip your french lab again this week?

Corey: Yah, I slept in,

Paul: looks like you pulles a clerman, AGAIN!

Corey: yea, OH SHIT!

by shaul610 February 4, 2009

clerks

either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,

or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's

as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie

or
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

caverject

Drug used to treat impotence

That guy's a limpdick, he does caverject.

by Cunny September 1, 2004