Cloutiering

It is when a player gets tapped by an opponent’s stick or a stick comes close to touching the player, no actual contact is required, and the player dives forward in slow motion and over embellishes this action, in an attempt to get the attention of the ref to get a penalty called against the opposing team.

The term Cloutiering comes from F-Troop forward Billy Cloutier, who hails from Middleton, MA and wears #9, as he has done this in almost every H-Puck game in the 2014 Spring/Summer League. It is shocking that he has not received an embellishment penalty for diving due to the embarrassment he is bringing to the sport. The fact that he was a 4 year Varsity letter winner for the Masconomet Chieftains makes this all the more appalling.

"Did you see last night’s F-Troop game vs. Village Pharmacy? One of their centers, # 9, was Cloutiering all night. Every time a stick touched him, he threw his body forward in slow motion and dove like Bobby Orr did after scoring the game winning goal in OT back in 1970.”

by Hockey Krishna July 11, 2014

Sluttering

Walking toward someone drunkenly with your shirt open with intent to hit on them.

Man, here come Mark sluttering toward that hot chick he can't hook up with.

by Homosorcerer August 16, 2016

sluttering

when you are walking in a parking lot with a coca cola slurpee from 7/11 and you drop it and it spills and you slip on it.

bonus slutter if you were also holding a friends slurpee and you drop that as well

super slutter if you slip in 7/11's parking lot

rebecca: dude are you alright
jimmy: yeah i just sluttering briefly behind the mcdonalds over there. dont worry, im fine

by dolphin_mother April 19, 2018

Sluttering

The equivalent of sexting prior to texting.

Mrs. Smith and Mr. Jones have been sluttering over the past few months..
Circa 1960

by Kspenst November 30, 2017

Cutteling

to cuttel (verb)
A way to horrible spell cuddling

Q: "What was your last dream about?"
A: "Cutteling with you"

by pntbrsh December 7, 2019

Cottering

The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.

derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.

" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."

by garrythegrey January 1, 2022

Fluttering Feelings

By you looking here your prob gay or something tbh, Fluttering Feelings is a yuri manhwa.

Bro, did you read Fluttering Feelings? That shit made me lesbian

by randompersononthisthingy June 16, 2022