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Cluster Truck 

Whenever you are driving on a two lane highway and there are two eighteen wheeler trailer trucks blocking both lanes and driving ten miles below the speed limit which causes a significant amount of traffic.
I was making great time driving on Highway 70 on my way to Kansas City, but then there was a huge cluster truck.
Cluster Truck by kevtronic January 9, 2012

Cluster Fucked 

When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications
I commented on my friend's photo and now I am cluster fucked

cluster fuck 

1) An term to describe the use of a large number of people to accomplish a task. The outcome can be negatively affected when too many personnel are applied.



2) A military or online-gaming term for a military screw-up. Usually due to incompetent commanders... often results in friendly fire. Possibly an indication that two many soldiers were needlessly deployed in a small area.
1)
programmer #1: there's like 20 people working on that bug.
programmer #2: uh, I think it'll be a total clusterfuck

2)
soldier #1: awe fuck, I just shot Bobby
soldier #2: we're shooting at our own guys, this is a total clusterfuck!
cluster fuck by Leigh July 19, 2004

Cluster-fuck 

1. When a large group of people are standing around, with no idea of what they're doing, that always seem to get in your way.

2. When it sems like every driver on the road or in the same parking lot as you has completely lost their minds & are totally stupid.

3. Total & complete chaos.
"What is this guy doing?!? Did he really just stop in the middle of the road to take a PHONE CALL!!!!"
"What a cluster-fuck."

"Of course this whole family of people would stop right in the middle of the sidewalk for no apparent reason, so that the only way i can get by is to walk in front of traffic!!!"
Cluster-fuck by koi_fish23 May 5, 2010

cluster fuck 

A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally hosed up by a group of managers who couldn't leave well enough alone.
Better back up that estimate, there's a cluster fuck where the Planning Department used to be.

Cluster Kaboom

When you and at least two of your teammates, are blown up by a grenade in any multiplayer online shooter
Dude epic comeback, How? cluster kaboom