Definition: When a rape victim has clenched their butt before the rapist has a chance to penetrate them.
Example Sentence:
Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"
Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"
by WakeyWakeyHandsOffSnakey October 20, 2018
Get the pre-clench mug.1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
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A windy or curvy road that may make vehicle passengers nervous, often used in the Pacific Northwest.
by mountainman2 January 17, 2021
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Get the Waffle Crunch mug.A party-culture adjective that describes partying (raging) with your close friends to boundless music, sweating out the aggression through dance, and building a community through music and love. Origin: Jacksonville, FL (DUUUVAL!) Crunchay Sunday.
by Vlad thee Inhaler August 23, 2011
Get the Crunchay mug.The ability to perform well on a certain activity at a particular moment, despite external pressures, influences or distractions.
Carly was clutch when she pulled off a perfect grade on her biochem exam, despite having March Madness going on for weeks prior.
One of Michael Jordan's reasons for being the GOAT is due to clutch shooting in a do-or-die situation.
One of Michael Jordan's reasons for being the GOAT is due to clutch shooting in a do-or-die situation.
by floja October 23, 2011
Get the Clutch mug.1. A delectable line of ice cream novelties made by the Frecker's Ice Cream Company. Scooter Crunches, which come in primarily chocolate and strawberry, consist of a core of chocolate or strawberry ice cream. Then, there is a layer of vanilla ice cream. After another thin chocolate or strawberry layer, the outside of the treat is covered in "crunchies."
2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.
3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.
2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.
3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.
by JebediahScooter November 7, 2006
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