Ass Clowning 

Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”

Ass Clowning by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

Zoom Clowning 

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.

"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."

Zoom Clowning by bird_brain April 3, 2022

Circus Clowning 

The act of attempting to hit on a female is a social setting by approaching her from behind and dancing erratically against her backside while loudly humming the circus song (formally known as "Entry of the Gladiators")

I was just circus clowning this tasty treat over by the bathrooms but turns out that was her boyfriend next to her. We gots to go!

Circus Clowning by Ed-Money September 20, 2011

Rodeo Clowning 

Verb: In the situation where a dude and his wingman are hitting on two women, one attractive and one totally butterface, it is considered rodeo clowning to distract the butterface while the friend gets at the hot chick. Similar to jumping on a grenade, or taking one for the team.

Dude1: "Bro, I would've never hooked up with that totally hot chick last night if you hadn't been rodeo clowning her man-cow of a friend for me"

Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."

Rodeo Clowning by transhaus November 13, 2011

Stop clowning 

this means to stop doing stupid things

hey man I'm going to eat a roach

friend: man stop clowning

Stop clowning by I.M.Spooky October 8, 2018

Stop clowning 

This means stop messing around

man stop clowning

Stop clowning by I.M.Spooky October 8, 2018

You clowning 

Means that you are either "capping" or speaking far from the truth

Example:Jonothan said the earth is flat

You reply with "you clowning"

You clowning by Logan the stud October 27, 2020