clitical

A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.

Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.

by Arch0wl December 12, 2006

clitmonger

one who holds an abundance of clit, and exchanges it for goods or services.

I'm just popping down to the clitmonger, dear.

by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) while giving oral sex to a woman.

John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error.

by David the great June 2, 2004

clitcuzzi

much like the popular ballcuzzi (see ballcuzzi) a clitcuzzi involves the dipping of a flascitated clitoris into a styrofoam cup filled with lukewarm liquid. (for increased festivity use eggnog as the liquid.) simultaneously blow air through a straw to generate jacuzzi-like bubbles.

Damn son that biocth loves getting clitcuzzi's all day err day.

by M SACC January 8, 2007

CLITCOPTER

a womans clit that makes ur dick feel all chopped up after a session of rough sex with the whore.

wow your mom sure gave me the clitcopter last night, i cant even feel my dick...ouchie

by kingaaron October 20, 2006

clitcher

a boy who is only good for one thing, ... to deal with that itch on your clit that you just cant quite scratch on your own

dude its not like im gonna dat ehim he's a clitcher

by saywhosayswhat April 1, 2010

clitch

Clitch:
another word for Vagina
other words are trap snatch gigi spangy smitch cragg

a vagina is often called a clitch

by Shadow of the nameless demon June 25, 2006