clemete

a fit, rich english boy, who says words like 'pang', he usually does sports such as cricket and tennis. His parents called him clemete because one of them is italian and wants their kid to stay in touch with his heritige. in addition to his ubsurdly good looks, a clemte also speaks italian/greek/spanish, making him the ultimate girlfriend stealer. A clemete is always honest (and horny), other guys envy him because he gets all the girls.

Girl 1: OMG! He is dead fit...
Girl 2: Doesn't he speak italian?
Both: Man, he is such a freaking clemete!

by you know you want it May 27, 2012

cleptogyniac

Cleptogyniac: A sexually promiscuous man that is only attracted to married or attached women. He will usually feel a compulsion to steal such a woman away from her current partner, only to dump her shortly afterwards.

Hey dude, if you don't stop flirting with all the player's wives, folks are going to think you're a cleptogyniac.

by Time to Eat December 5, 2013

Cleptolingual

A pathological word/phrase thief.

Katie: That girl is a hot mess! She's like a busted can of biscuits.
Kelli: A busted can of biscuits? LOL. I'm legit about to be a Cleptolingual and use that phrase!!

by Spec1al K February 10, 2014

Clept

When someone is knocked unconscious, and or someone decides to go to sleep after a long night.

Omg! that nigga just clept timmy.

by Fuckmeintheassbasegod February 8, 2017

Cempticiym

Come eat my p***y til I c*m in your mouth.

Will you please CEMPTICIYM???

by HeyNowKevin April 8, 2022

Cleptochairs

A person overly obsessed with furniture that is meant for sitting, so obsessed as to forcibly take them from others with out permission.

Alternatively can mean a person who steals another person's identity and hides their own under the alias of chairs. (May or may not have switched a few letter to be more original)

Looks like one of those cleptochairs has been at work.

by Weirduo#1or2 June 25, 2022

cempticoyf

Come eat my pssy till I cum on your face

Girl:” I need my man to cempticoyf“

by Lmao pp poop March 27, 2023