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Clamenza’s Foot

A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza.

Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.
Perpetual card holding hand is a symptom of Clamenza’s Foot.
by The Card Player May 20, 2021
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Clamydious

when something is so ill, you start to wonder whether or not it's infected with chlamydia.
My brother is such a legend. He's so clamydious.

The skateboarder was so sick, the local kids started referring to him as a "clamydiosity"
by brunther February 28, 2023
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getting clawed the fuck out of

v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline
Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?
by mastaoftheinternet April 13, 2011
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Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped
by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020
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Clamdrop

Lacking the proper equipment to teabag, she vigorously clamdropped her enemy's corpse.
by vanillakernel October 27, 2012
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Social Chlamedia

The act of spreading infectious and spurious news and information through various social media channels.

social media + chlamydia = social chlamedia
Donald is completely full of shit, with his levels of social chlamedia, I'm surprised he's not been quarantined.
by Attila the Fun Pun January 28, 2019
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claimed

synonym for "owned"

Used on ClanBoard.com
FeaRx was claimed.
Gryphon was fucking claimed.
by styleZ. November 11, 2003
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